February 2012
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Cannot drink a beer during the superbowl because I...
I feel unamerican.
Video: Watch Stephen Colbert's Defense of Planned... →
During the fight over the federal budget, Republican Senator Jon Kyl stated that over 90% of the services performed by Planned Parenthood were abortions.Over the weekend, the folks at Fox & Friends said that Walgreens offered many of the same services as Planned Parenthood. On tonight’s Report, Stephen Colbert hilariously debunked them both.
January 2012
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My sister is such a greedy person.
She has dropped out of school 3 times, is back enrolled part time. She only works one day a week. My parents pay her tuition, rent, groceries, insurance, gas, etc. Before all her bizarre behavior they paid for her to do a semester at sea. She just went on a 5 year reunion trip. She has gone on at least 3 other reunion trips on the ship. When she mentioned something about it to me, I said I...
December 2011
39 posts
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I am so ready to go back to Florida, and not come...
And it is not because of the weather.
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Today was the first time I've ever had serious...
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The timing of being female can be so frustrating...
I have a day and a half to move, and then I have...
Girl, I want to lay you down by Fly Between Walls...
And my baby name was stolen by my cousin this...
Christmas with family with my mom's side is...
I hate it when my boob itches and I am not alone. ...
Why isn't my skin cooperating with me?
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I NEED TO CUDDLE.
My teddy bear is still in a box.
I wish Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake Rolls...
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Whoa. Chelsea's mom's hair.
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I want to go swimming this weekend while I still...
Must shave.
Pepsi with a lime is my favorite.
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To go to bed, or to not go to bed.
You'll pink your eye out!
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I even love limes with my pepsi.
You put the lime in the Corona and then you shake...
ooops, wait…. I mean….
I’m trying to figure out if my hair smells like beer because I had already showered before I sprayed it all over myself.
jbizzle329 replied to your post: ”Say what you want about the Cleveland Browns, at…
Bahahahaha. Brady?! I used to party with him at dorm parties at Notre Dame. He has beautiful arms.
He hasn’t been our QB for over a year.
GET WITH THE PROGRAM JBIZZLE!
le sigh.
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”Say what you want about the Cleveland Browns, at least you’d leave your sister alone in a room with OUR quarterback.”
Mean Crazy Team Leader Who Screams a Lot
cancelled our team Christmas party the day before the party.
I was actually looking forward to it despite her.
It's ok to have a glass of wine on a school night,...
jbizzle329:
I mean, c’mon.
It’s fine. Just don’t spray yourself with alcohol like I did with my corona.
When you are feeling overly aware that you are...
Even if you are on friendly terms.
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Just sprayed myself with Corona when I tried the...
It obviously didn’t work.
I swear it did in college…
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I need to find out what bar down here is within...
November 2011
5 posts
I went to the chiropractor this week, but my...
Next year, to stop Retail America from decorating...
warrennotg:
I’m talking about kids going door-to-door dressed as their great-aunt Mildred and uncle Carl, and getting samples of turkey and cranberry sauce.
Orange and golden-yellow Thanksgiving lights strewn around a giant replica of The Mayflower.
Elaborate nativity scenes with the characters from Peanuts dressed as happy Pilgrims and Native Americans.
And families will sit around the fire...