January 2012
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My sister is such a greedy person.
She has dropped out of school 3 times, is back enrolled part time. She only works one day a week. My parents pay her tuition, rent, groceries, insurance, gas, etc. Before all her bizarre behavior they paid for her to do a semester at sea. She just went on a 5 year reunion trip. She has gone on at least 3 other reunion trips on the ship. When she mentioned something about it to me, I said I...
December 2011
39 posts
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I am so ready to go back to Florida, and not come...
And it is not because of the weather.
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Today was the first time I've ever had serious...
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The timing of being female can be so frustrating...
I have a day and a half to move, and then I have...
Girl, I want to lay you down by Fly Between Walls...
And my baby name was stolen by my cousin this...
Christmas with family with my mom's side is...
I hate it when my boob itches and I am not alone. ...
Why isn't my skin cooperating with me?
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I NEED TO CUDDLE.
My teddy bear is still in a box.
I wish Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake Rolls...
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Whoa. Chelsea's mom's hair.
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I want to go swimming this weekend while I still...
Must shave.
Pepsi with a lime is my favorite.
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To go to bed, or to not go to bed.
You'll pink your eye out!
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I even love limes with my pepsi.
You put the lime in the Corona and then you shake...
ooops, wait…. I mean….
I’m trying to figure out if my hair smells like beer because I had already showered before I sprayed it all over myself.
jbizzle329 replied to your post: ”Say what you want about the Cleveland Browns, at…
Bahahahaha. Brady?! I used to party with him at dorm parties at Notre Dame. He has beautiful arms.
He hasn’t been our QB for over a year.
GET WITH THE PROGRAM JBIZZLE!
le sigh.
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”Say what you want about the Cleveland Browns, at least you’d leave your sister alone in a room with OUR quarterback.”
Mean Crazy Team Leader Who Screams a Lot
cancelled our team Christmas party the day before the party.
I was actually looking forward to it despite her.
It's ok to have a glass of wine on a school night,...
jbizzle329:
I mean, c’mon.
It’s fine. Just don’t spray yourself with alcohol like I did with my corona.
When you are feeling overly aware that you are...
Even if you are on friendly terms.
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Just sprayed myself with Corona when I tried the...
It obviously didn’t work.
I swear it did in college…
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I need to find out what bar down here is within...
November 2011
5 posts
I went to the chiropractor this week, but my...
Next year, to stop Retail America from decorating...
warrennotg:
I’m talking about kids going door-to-door dressed as their great-aunt Mildred and uncle Carl, and getting samples of turkey and cranberry sauce.
Orange and golden-yellow Thanksgiving lights strewn around a giant replica of The Mayflower.
Elaborate nativity scenes with the characters from Peanuts dressed as happy Pilgrims and Native Americans.
And families will sit around the fire...
August 2011
11 posts
Dear TV Channels,
Please decide now which TV shows you will air long term instead of cancelling after 11 episodes so I can decide what to buy into now.
Thanks.
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“Don’t call me
Don’t write
Don’t show up in the middle of the...”
– Sozzi ~ Letting Go
I think Kanye was pissed that Katy brought up...