warrennotg:

I’m talking about kids going door-to-door dressed as their great-aunt Mildred and uncle Carl, and getting samples of turkey and cranberry sauce.

Orange and golden-yellow Thanksgiving lights strewn around a giant replica of The Mayflower.

Elaborate nativity scenes with the characters from Peanuts dressed as happy Pilgrims and Native Americans.

And families will sit around the fire place to tell horror stories about tryptophan and LDL cholesterol.

LET’S DO THIS!